Melo and La La = Da Da and Ma Ma...

Well it looks like Melo has been penetrating more than lanes, shooting more than threes, slamming more than dunks, and....ok I'll stop here with the "play on words." Carmelo Anthony and his MTV VJ turned, never have to work again if I don't want to girlfriend, La La Vazquez, are having a baby. Awwwww. How cute! This is off topic, but until last year, I thought this chick was black! Go figure. Either way....the two, who've been engaged for what seems to be an entirety, issued this statement,

"It's much easier to have a baby than it is to get married. That's why we're pregnant."

LOL...Just kidding. They did not say that. BUT they are expecting to be parents around March, and do plan to get married after the baby is born. Maybe this kid will encourage his ass to work twice as hard to get his team deep into the playoffs. (story)