Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Jerry Buss is the Man!!!

Lakers owner Jerry Buss was arrested on suspicions that he may have been drunk driving. He was given a blood alcohol test but the results won't be available for three weeks. In reading the original article, it was unclear if he was actually drunk. He turned down the wrong way of a street and that's what got him locked up for a few hours. What is clear is that his passenger was 23 years old and they were in his neighborhood APPARENTLY headed back to his house. My assumption of the situation is that old ass Jerry was enjoying some felatio which caused him to not give a damn which way he was going. Either way, a 75 year old driver with a 23 year old passenger makes Jerry Buss the man!

Baby Wade...

I remember hearing that D.Wade's wife was pregnant but never saw any pics of her and was wondering if it were true or not. Well, it was true. She gave birth to a baby boy, Zion, on yesterday (I think it was yesterday). This makes kid number 2 for the Wades...they have a 5 year old son.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Pray for Marquise Hill...

U.S. Coast Guard rescue crews continued searching Lake Pontchartrain on Monday for New England Patriots defensive end Marquise Hill, who was reported missing following a jetski accident. Hill and a young woman were jetskiing Sunday in the lake when both of them went into the water, which had a strong current. Elias said the woman was able to make it to a pylon and hang on until she was rescued, while Hill was last scene floating away from the scene. The Coast Guard was using both boats and a helicopter search the shoreline, Atkeson said. Wildlife and Fisheries was using a recovery line that drags the bottom of the water. A call came in around 9:30 p.m. Sunday, Atkeson said. The woman, whose identity was not available Monday morning, was rescued and sent to Tulane Medical Center where she told them Hill had tried to keep her calm even as the two were drifting away from each other. Neither Hill nor the woman wore a life preserver, Atkeson said.
Unfortunately, Marquise Hill's body was found by rescuers. His death was ruled as an accidental drowning.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Hank Aaron: "F*ck Barry Bonds!"

Hank Aaron sounds like a bitter old man to me. We all know that Barry Bonds is eventually gonna break his record and Hank has no intentions of witnessing it. When asked why, he gave this sorry ass excuse: "I traveled for 23 years, and I just get tired of traveling. I'm not going to fly to go see somebody hit a home run, no matter whether it is Barry or Babe Ruth or Lou Gehrig or whoever it may be. I'm not going any place. I wish him all the luck in the world." When asked if he had any words for Barry he replied: "I don't have any advice whatsoever, no advice to anybody." Then he went on to say that he'll probably be somewhere playing golf when Barry Bonds breaks his record. LOL! Did he say that he wouldn't travel to see Babe Ruth or Lou aren't they dead therefore making it impossible for him to see them break his record??? I bet he'll be somewhere pissy drunk shouting obscenties on the night that Barry breaks the record.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Elijah Dukes is Psycho!

I don't know who Elijah Dukes is but I do know that his ass is crazy!
  • NiShea Gilbert (Duke's wife), a middle-school teacher, said that Dukes allegedly burst into her classroom at lunchtime in April. He's now banned from the school.
  • Gilbert told a Florida court that Dukes threatened to kill her and sent her a photo of a handgun to her cell phone.
  • He left a voicemail that said: "You dead, dawg. I ain't even [expletive]. Your kids, too."
  • When asked about his crazy behavior he replied: "I've got to go. I have a video game to finish."...that damn Madden!
WTF? Ol' girl really needs to like move out of the country or something. You just don't threaten to kill kids...that's going too far. Other than being crazy, he's a rookie outfielder for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

Keyshawn Johnson is Retiring!

The Panthers cut Keyshawn Johnson and he said "to hell with football." Several teams tried to pick him up, but he decided that he had done everything that he wanted to do in his football career. Instead of catching balls on Sundays, he'll be discussing who did what in the NFL on ESPN. Judging by the way that he handled himself during the draft, I think that he'll be perfect for that.

Portland Wins the Lottery!!

The NBA Draft is next month and the lottery was last night. The Portland Trailblazers are happy I'm sure because they got the first pick. I'm sure Greg Oden is already making plans to buy a home in Portland. Below is the order of the first round. The second round is not included because no one gives a damn about the second round of the draft:

1. Portland 2. Seattle 3. Atlanta 4. Memphis 5. Boston 6. Milwaukee 7. Minnesota 8. Charlotte 9. New York1 10. Sacramento 11. Indiana (To Atlanta) 12. Philadelphia 13. New Orleans 14. LA Clippers 15. Orlando (To Detroit) 16. Washington 17. New Jersey 18. Golden State 19. LA Lakers 20. Miami 21. Denver (To Philadelphia) 22. Toronto (To Charlotte via Cleveland) 23. Chicago2 24. Cleveland (To Phoenix via Boston) 25. Utah 26. Houston 27. Detroit 28. San Antonio 29. Phoenix 30. Dallas (To Philadelphia via Denver and Golden State)

Laila Ali is the Sh*t!

Dancing With the Stars has become a must see for me this season thanks to Laila Ali. She completely flipped the script from boxer chick to sexy dancing diva for the show and she looked good every show. Last night was the finale and she didn't win :-( but she was the shit on every episode. She kept it real last night by saying "I'm pissed" when she found out that she had lost instead of acting like it was all good like most people do when they lose. The little figure skater dude, Apollo, ending up winning.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Remember Andre Rison???

Three creditors tied to two child support cases against Rison have filed an involuntary petition in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Flint, claiming they are collectively owed more than $105,000 in fees and child support, including a $58,435 claim from ex-wife Tonja Rison....Problems with child support have dogged Rison for years, landing him in jail for nearly a month in 2004 for failing to pay child support. He was released after agreeing to restart payments, but in addition to Tonja Rison's claim for child support, Atlanta attorney Randall Kessler also claims Rison still owes him attorney fees of $46,215 for his work collecting child support for Raycoa Handley, a Flint native who is the mother of two of Rison's other children. (SOURCE)
I wonder exactly how many kids he has? I couldn't imagine having to pay child support. I cringe at paying my cell phone bill every month. Men need to be smarter and more selective when chosoing their "baby mamas." There's just no excuse for the lotta children, lotta mothers situation. My advice is to not have kids at all, especially if yo broke ass can't pay for them.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Gratulation! Ich gratuliere! Wir gratulieren!...

In case you were wondering, that's Congratulations (supposedly) in German! I wouldn't know because I'm single lingual. Well the congrats is for Dirk Nowitzki who became the first European to ever win MVP...good for him!

In other basketball news, the NBA Playoffs are still going on. I haven't been paying much attention since my imaginary companion, Dwyane Wade, and his teammates were ousted in the first round! I catch a few games now and then, but I'm almost sure that I won't watch until the Finals start.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Ricky Williams: Still Blazin' Bluntz...

Ricky Williams tested positive for marijuana AGAIN last month and won't be able to apply for reinstatement to the NFL until September. Says a source, "Remember, he's been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder -- that's a real disease and a good percentage of those folks self-medicate with substances like marijuana, often at the moment they are about to have a high level of social interaction."

I think that the "source" is Ricky himself because that sounds like some straight up bullsh*t! Why can't his reasons for failing his drug tests be that he just likes to get high?? I don't wanna hear about social anxiety because if that causes you to wanna smoke Dro, then I think that I must have it too (lol).

Monday, May 07, 2007

Ballers and Baller-ettes...

Why is everybody so interested in what athletes wives and girlfriends look like? I don't know why the next person is, but it's good to see them in their everyday life without the jersey, without the basketball, and just chillin with their beyoootch. Here're a few pics of some NBA employees and their beeyotches... (AOL Sports Blog)

Kevin Garnett's wife is soooo pretty!

The Mournings - They look like a really grown up/mature couple (prolly because they are). They've been through some thick and thin type shit, you can tell. She looks like she can make your ass feel like shit with a whole bunch of intelligent words (and that's worse than gettin cursed out).

Gary's wife is a cutie.

The Wades - I let her borrow him for a few years. She gone give him back. :-)

Steve Nash and his boo - Dont' they just look they tango in their sleep?

Caron Butler and his lil lady.

The Wallaces - Rasheed Wallace's 'ole lady' has an around the way cuteness.

Mayweather Has Nothing Else to Prove....

I was one of the many people amped about the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight on Saturday. If you watched the reality series on HBO (like I did), it made you want to see it even if you didn't at first....and if you originally wanted to watch, it created an "I gotta pee real bad" can't wait feeling within (lol).
If you didn't see the fight, shame on you. The fight WAS NOT a bloodbath like talkin' ass Mayweather made everybody think it would be. In fact, I didn't see so much as a cut on anybody's face after the fight. They both looked as pretty afterward as they did before. I didn't care who won...just wanted to see my $55 worth and I did. I was just hoping Oscar beat that ass in honor of Cinco De Mayo. If not for Cinco De Mayo, he should've done it for the sombrero and Mexican colors that Mayweather sported (lol...too funny when I saw it).

Mayweather ended up victorious (split-decision) after the 12 round bout, and later said that he's gonna retire b/c he has "nothing else to prove." We'll see. If so, I hope he has some other income to support his lavish, 'money in yo face' lifestyle! That dude is sick with the stuntin. I'd hate to see him end up like Mike Tyson. Mayweather DID win the fight but he DID NOT beat Oscar's ass. I say....."RE-MATCH."

I must say that since watching HBO before the fight (it's on Demand, ya'll really should check it out), I learned a lot about the two that I didn't know. I had no idea that Floyd Mayweather, Sr. trained De La Hoya for like six years. I like how Big Floyd is holdin on to his braids. That shows that he has "stick-to-it-ness".

When the camera got shots of the people in the audience, it looked like a celebrity only event. EVERYBODY was there...even M.J and Laker groupie, Jack Nicholson.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Oscar, Knock His Ass Out for Yo' People on Cinco De Mayo!!

Floyd Mayweather is a favorite to win the fight tomorrow, but I say that De La Hoya is gonna knock his talkin ass out in 2 rounds (lol). I'm sure that won't happen but who knows. If I was a gambler though, I WOULD put my money on Floyd. Who wouldn't? He talks so much shit that you can't help but be convinced that he'll win. We'll see!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007


Keyshawn Johnson and his eyebrows were released by the Panthers on today!!! I wonder why. I was just talking about the wonderful job that he did on draft day. Maybe they let him go so that he can work in TV full time....Ion know **shrugs shoulders** (Yahoo Sports)