Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Mike Tyson Hits Girls...

When I was a kid, Mike Tyson was nothing short of the shit. If you knew nothing about boxing, you knew Mike Tyson. He was just a beast, and if you were a gambler, you wouldn't have been a fool for betting your house on a Mike Tyson fight. Oh how the tables have turned. Now he is just.....shit. When he's in the news these days, it's usually for some outlandish pathetic situation. These days he's broke, crazy, broke, and crazy. His newest headlines include his announcement that he'll fight a woman.

Mike Tyson says he may include bouts with women on his next tour, and mentioned professional boxer Ann Wolfe, who is 21-1 with 15 knockouts.
"She's such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field," Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, "I'm very serious."

Damn Mike! Well good luck to the bad bitch who chooses to go into the ring with him. I know he's fallen off, but he's still a man. And I'm sure he can do some damage to a woman.

1 comment:

Loren said...

Please pray for this man.