That should be Kobe Bryant's advice to all of the up and coming athletes. Maybe he'd be better off if someone had told him that. His ex-bodyguard is releasing a tell all book exposing Kobe for the whoremonger that he really is and putting him on blast about his request to have the Colorado rape chick "eliminated." The book, "Dead Women Tell No Tales", sounds like a must read for me.
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I'd pick it up, but I'm sure when it comes out ESPN will basically recite the book verbatim for two weeks straight.
This is just nuts!!!
That's bullshit! Don't believe anything in the book. Kobe ain't rape that bitch, therefore he'd have no reason to want her "eliminated." She's a lying cunt, and so is that sellout, money-mongering bodyguard. If Kobe wasn't so pussy, I'd suggest he punch the shit out that nigga.
And ain't nothing wrong with rich athletes whoring it up. Wifey got a perfect life, mansions, a $4 million ring and two chir'n out the nigga. She's set for life, and it's a deal you make when you agree to marry a celebrity. They need to get off my man's back. Can you blame him for taking his game off the court? Shit, the man's a scoring machine, he can't help it. The least they could do is let him enjoy his groupie love. And trade him to the Knicks.
WORD UP!
LOL @ SJH. Being an athlete or rich doesn't excuse you from honoring your marriage vows. If you're still wanting to "whore it up," don't get married. It's just that simple. I ain't mad at him for "taking his game off the court," but it appears to me that he has no game off the court. He hit a stranger raw in Colorado, didn't have the smarts to pay her off before she called rape, and cried like a bitch in the press conferences alongside his wife...that' ain't game. He's just what you called him earlier....PUSSY!
Oh yeah, and his bodyguard is WRONG! Kobe should've kept him around forever with the information that he has.
If you live by the *ussy, the *ussy will kill you in the end...straighten up playas. This life is real short compared to the enternal one...
Vanessa probably does all the kinky shit he likes. Like one of my friends had said, "She probably lets him stuff full 2-liter Sprite bottles up her ass and takes it." She might be a clean, freak bitch who's also wifey material. There ain't that many of those, so that's probably why Kobe married her. Had to keep her around. But that doesn't eliminate the fascination with loose road whores. Not that I've done it, but there's just something appealing about banging a nasty chick then rolling over and telling her, "Get the fuck out my room!" If you're going to marry a rich, young athlete who's going to be traveling the country for more than half the year, you almost have to expect and agree to his infidelity. "Ohh no, not my man!" Yes bitch, YOUR man too. They're playing the Jazz and Warriors this week, he's impaling white girls. But he's doing the wife a favor. He's allowing her to sit in the lap of Luxury and bath in Luxury's bodily fluids, enjoying all the spoils of $130 million contracts. All that, and you won't let the brotha have a jumpoff? You know Dwyane "Boo" Wade is cheating on you right now.
But you're right about Kobe looking like a bitch. Crying and rubbing wifey's hand. Then buying her a ring that costs more than a mansion. And panicking and squealing on Shaq.
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